1 00:00:18,670 --> 00:00:20,629 Hey, pay attention, fuckers... 2 00:00:20,629 --> 00:00:22,935 Ah, you're healed! 3 00:00:22,935 --> 00:00:24,807 You didn't even touch me! 4 00:00:24,807 --> 00:00:25,895 I said you're healed. 5 00:00:25,895 --> 00:00:27,288 Now go get your car, pervert. 6 00:00:27,288 --> 00:00:29,638 Agent McTaggart, the time is now. 7 00:00:29,638 --> 00:00:32,119 Ruptal Jhalalawan and Ruptal Jhalalatu. 8 00:00:32,119 --> 00:00:33,642 Terminate with extreme prejudice. 9 00:00:33,642 --> 00:00:34,947 Oh, buddy. 10 00:00:34,947 --> 00:00:36,601 Someone is siphoning funds from your accounts. 11 00:00:36,601 --> 00:00:37,950 You really should have changed the bank accounts 12 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:39,256 when you bought the business. 13 00:00:39,256 --> 00:00:40,692 Arrest my old man. 14 00:00:40,692 --> 00:00:41,998 A little birdy told me 15 00:00:41,998 --> 00:00:43,478 about your bootlegging operation. 16 00:00:43,478 --> 00:00:45,262 The happiest you've ever been 17 00:00:45,262 --> 00:00:47,090 is standing by your father's side 18 00:00:47,090 --> 00:00:49,049 the day he opened the dealership. 19 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,789 You need to rebuild that bond 20 00:00:50,789 --> 00:00:54,271 if you're going to be a loving father to your own son! 21 00:00:54,271 --> 00:00:55,664 This photo does mean shit. 22 00:00:55,664 --> 00:00:57,709 Get your fucking hands off me! I'm the mayor! 23 00:00:57,709 --> 00:00:59,320 Not anymore. 24 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,670 I told the police about your abuse of office. 25 00:01:01,670 --> 00:01:03,193 And the bribes. 26 00:01:03,193 --> 00:01:05,978 And the 23 years of unpaid parking tickets. 27 00:01:05,978 --> 00:01:09,982 Welcome to my world, fucker. 28 00:01:09,982 --> 00:01:12,159 Fuck. 29 00:01:12,159 --> 00:01:19,209 [♪] 30 00:01:19,209 --> 00:01:21,124 When a guy gets tossed in the can, 31 00:01:21,124 --> 00:01:23,083 it messes with his head. 32 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:26,390 I've seen grown men fill their shorts and beg for mommy 33 00:01:26,390 --> 00:01:29,132 from one night in holding. 34 00:01:29,132 --> 00:01:33,005 Pussies like that lack dedication. 35 00:01:33,005 --> 00:01:35,356 Surviving in prison is easy. 36 00:01:35,356 --> 00:01:38,141 Get locked up more often, like a man, 37 00:01:38,141 --> 00:01:41,405 and you learn how this shit works. 38 00:01:41,405 --> 00:01:47,281 Rule number one: Show the yard dogs who's alpha. 39 00:01:47,281 --> 00:01:49,021 Rule number two: 40 00:01:49,021 --> 00:01:51,415 take that swagger and build. 41 00:01:51,415 --> 00:01:54,157 Pretty soon, you'll be the one running the joint. 42 00:01:55,811 --> 00:02:00,250 Suicide king. Go fish. 43 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:02,122 I own this joint. 44 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,167 Bow down, I might let you live. 45 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:08,563 Rule number three: never bow down. 46 00:02:08,563 --> 00:02:11,131 Your prom date doesn't scare me. 47 00:02:13,350 --> 00:02:15,178 Please don't stereotype. 48 00:02:15,178 --> 00:02:16,614 It undermines all the advances 49 00:02:16,614 --> 00:02:18,268 the gay and lesbian community has made. 50 00:02:18,268 --> 00:02:19,878 And frankly, it makes you seem intellectually immature. 51 00:02:21,402 --> 00:02:22,968 I'm Dar, by the way. 52 00:02:22,968 --> 00:02:25,928 Not that anyone bothered to make formal introductions. 53 00:02:25,928 --> 00:02:28,017 He likes the library. 54 00:02:28,017 --> 00:02:30,585 - And hurting people. - For a price. 55 00:02:30,585 --> 00:02:33,849 Prison is nothing, if not a free-market economy, right? 56 00:02:33,849 --> 00:02:35,894 You've been warned, you little shit. 57 00:02:35,894 --> 00:02:37,983 [laughs] 58 00:02:37,983 --> 00:02:42,205 [laughter continues] 59 00:02:50,431 --> 00:03:30,558 [♪] 60 00:03:39,393 --> 00:03:40,916 Hello, blue eyes. 61 00:03:40,916 --> 00:03:43,135 Guess who's taking over your seat on council. 62 00:03:43,135 --> 00:03:45,225 [laughs] 63 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,835 Thanks for pulling your little boo-boo 64 00:03:46,835 --> 00:03:50,317 and making the city come down hard all over your ass. 65 00:03:50,317 --> 00:03:52,667 I finally boned you, Fitzpatrick. 66 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:56,279 Wow, that is one big closet you live in. 67 00:03:56,279 --> 00:03:58,194 Save it, nutcheese. 68 00:03:58,194 --> 00:04:01,284 You didn't even get me locked up, Larry did. 69 00:04:01,284 --> 00:04:02,981 You're not wondering what little clerical mistake 70 00:04:02,981 --> 00:04:04,853 is delaying your trial? 71 00:04:04,853 --> 00:04:07,203 I am that mistake! [laughs] 72 00:04:09,292 --> 00:04:11,425 [muffled] This isn't over, Fitz! 73 00:04:11,425 --> 00:04:13,470 I will make you fear me! 74 00:04:20,477 --> 00:04:21,826 Hi! 75 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:26,353 You've got a lot of nerve coming here, 76 00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:28,355 you backstabbing dick trench. 77 00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:30,444 I'm good, Richard. How are you? 78 00:04:30,444 --> 00:04:31,793 Great. 79 00:04:31,793 --> 00:04:32,968 I really needed a little downtime. 80 00:04:32,968 --> 00:04:34,361 You know... 81 00:04:34,361 --> 00:04:36,493 Get some perspective. Catch up on my reading. 82 00:04:36,493 --> 00:04:39,061 Make new friends who want to ass-fuck me to death. 83 00:04:39,061 --> 00:04:41,759 Ew... And, all things considered, 84 00:04:41,759 --> 00:04:44,066 yes, I may have been a little over zealous 85 00:04:44,066 --> 00:04:45,937 with my plan to reunite you with your father. 86 00:04:45,937 --> 00:04:47,243 Ya think? 87 00:04:47,243 --> 00:04:49,114 But I stand by the fact that you two need 88 00:04:49,114 --> 00:04:50,725 to do some healing. 89 00:04:50,725 --> 00:04:52,204 I'm healing fuck-all! 90 00:04:52,204 --> 00:04:54,337 I could care less about that antique pecker-snot. 91 00:04:54,337 --> 00:04:55,643 Oh really... 92 00:04:56,992 --> 00:04:59,255 How do you explain this photo 93 00:04:59,255 --> 00:05:01,126 of you smiling when you were a child? 94 00:05:01,126 --> 00:05:04,391 I was drunk, asshole, and guess what... 95 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:06,218 guys who get guys locked up 96 00:05:06,218 --> 00:05:07,785 don't get to fuck with their heads anymore. 97 00:05:09,265 --> 00:05:12,355 Hey, this finger banger wants to sneak dope in for me. 98 00:05:12,355 --> 00:05:13,748 Make sure he never gets in again. 99 00:05:13,748 --> 00:05:15,576 I'm trying to go clean. 100 00:05:15,576 --> 00:05:16,794 Check him for drugs. 101 00:05:21,277 --> 00:05:22,713 You play nice with your daddy, mister! 102 00:05:22,713 --> 00:05:24,062 And do not forget to floss! 103 00:05:24,062 --> 00:05:26,369 Incarceration is no excuse for gingivitis- Ow! 104 00:05:30,155 --> 00:05:33,071 Hey, Josh? 105 00:05:33,071 --> 00:05:35,726 Oh... 106 00:05:35,726 --> 00:05:37,598 Joshua. I have to ask you a question. 107 00:05:39,513 --> 00:05:41,079 Josh! 108 00:05:41,079 --> 00:05:42,516 Step into my office. 109 00:05:42,516 --> 00:05:44,256 Okay. 110 00:05:44,256 --> 00:05:48,304 Oh, it's a pillow fort. Fun. 111 00:05:48,304 --> 00:05:49,740 A commander makes his field post 112 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:51,394 from whatever he can beg, borrow or steal. 113 00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:53,004 And they were on sale. 114 00:05:53,004 --> 00:05:55,703 Except for the shams. 115 00:05:55,703 --> 00:05:57,139 Ask your question, Soldier. 116 00:05:57,139 --> 00:05:58,619 Right, well, the thing is 117 00:05:58,619 --> 00:06:01,099 I tried to save Richard from himself, 118 00:06:01,099 --> 00:06:02,492 but I'm worried that I hurt him instead, 119 00:06:02,492 --> 00:06:03,972 and friends don't hurt friends! 120 00:06:09,456 --> 00:06:13,764 Sacrifice yourself for the safety of your brothers. 121 00:06:13,764 --> 00:06:15,766 Good job, soldier! 122 00:06:15,766 --> 00:06:17,377 At ease! 123 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,727 Wait, what about my question? 124 00:06:19,727 --> 00:06:21,468 Josh? 125 00:06:21,468 --> 00:06:25,341 Hello, 911. I'd like to report a murderer on the loose. 126 00:06:25,341 --> 00:06:27,822 Oh, it's me, Agent Josh McTaggart, 127 00:06:27,822 --> 00:06:30,825 I've been killin' people, and killin' people... 128 00:06:30,825 --> 00:06:33,567 You'll be able to stop me before I strike again, right? 129 00:06:33,567 --> 00:06:35,873 Fantastic. Okay. See you soon. Bye-bye. 130 00:06:35,873 --> 00:06:38,267 My foot! My foot is... Josh! 131 00:06:38,267 --> 00:06:40,400 Got your back, Rupee. 132 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,489 Ah! Josh! 133 00:06:46,754 --> 00:06:48,538 Coming for you, Kid. 134 00:06:48,538 --> 00:06:51,759 You send anybody in this cage, they leave in a body bag. 135 00:06:51,759 --> 00:06:53,195 Gotta sleep sometime. 136 00:06:53,195 --> 00:06:55,502 Prison crank says no, Grandpa. 137 00:06:58,896 --> 00:07:01,333 [snorts] 138 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:04,119 ♪ The summer wind came blowin' in... ♪ 139 00:07:04,119 --> 00:07:07,470 You have no right singing Sinatra! 140 00:07:07,470 --> 00:07:10,865 Only song that got you to sleep when you were a baby... 141 00:07:10,865 --> 00:07:12,649 screaming yourself blue. 142 00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:17,088 A lullaby - That's your plan for taking me down? 143 00:07:17,088 --> 00:07:22,746 ♪ Lingered there to touch your hair and walk with me. ♪ 144 00:07:22,746 --> 00:07:24,879 Shit! Gotta stay awake. 145 00:07:24,879 --> 00:07:29,100 ♪ All summer long we sang a song ♪ 146 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:33,017 ♪ and we strolled on golden sand ♪ 147 00:07:33,017 --> 00:07:35,280 Oh shit. 148 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:38,458 ♪ Two sweethearts and the summer wind. ♪ 149 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,372 [humming] 150 00:07:40,372 --> 00:07:42,026 Stay... awake... 151 00:07:48,555 --> 00:07:50,948 Hey, you guys holding? 152 00:07:50,948 --> 00:07:52,472 Fuck off. 153 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:53,560 What the fuck? 154 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:54,735 You look like shit. 155 00:07:54,735 --> 00:07:56,258 Yup. 156 00:07:56,258 --> 00:07:59,435 But sweet repose can be all yours, pretty boy... 157 00:07:59,435 --> 00:08:01,219 if you simply supplicate for your father's mercy 158 00:08:01,219 --> 00:08:03,961 and reaffirm the hierarchy of the prison yard. 159 00:08:03,961 --> 00:08:05,485 Huh? 160 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,791 Supplicate, it means to beg earnestly and humbly. 161 00:08:07,791 --> 00:08:09,227 What's he offering you? 162 00:08:09,227 --> 00:08:10,751 Free lease on a Mercedes? 163 00:08:10,751 --> 00:08:12,535 Dinner and a movie? 164 00:08:12,535 --> 00:08:14,972 You know he has to pay for sex on the outside too. 165 00:08:14,972 --> 00:08:16,670 You know what? 166 00:08:16,670 --> 00:08:19,020 It's preconceptions like that that give prison a bad name. 167 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:21,457 Our relationship is purely professional. 168 00:08:21,457 --> 00:08:22,806 Cut him a new smile. 169 00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:24,286 Pay first, then I cut him! 170 00:08:24,286 --> 00:08:25,940 Whatever he's payin' you, I'll double it. 171 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:27,724 Ah fuck! Can't get what I want! 172 00:08:27,724 --> 00:08:29,987 Dar kill! Dar kill both of you! 173 00:08:29,987 --> 00:08:37,821 [♪] 174 00:08:37,821 --> 00:08:39,823 Hey, Fitzy! 175 00:08:39,823 --> 00:08:41,085 Dance! 176 00:08:41,085 --> 00:08:44,045 Truly the universal language. 177 00:08:46,656 --> 00:08:49,224 What's up, homes? 178 00:08:49,224 --> 00:08:50,965 Yeah, bring it back to me! 179 00:08:50,965 --> 00:08:52,749 Whoa! 180 00:08:52,749 --> 00:08:54,316 This guy's great! 181 00:08:54,316 --> 00:08:56,361 What the fuck? 182 00:08:56,361 --> 00:09:05,240 [♪] 183 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:07,721 I got myself locked up. Cool, huh? 184 00:09:07,721 --> 00:09:09,374 You ratted yourself out? 185 00:09:09,374 --> 00:09:10,680 I had no choice! 186 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:12,203 Remember I told you I was Special Ops? 187 00:09:12,203 --> 00:09:15,032 Turns out... I am! 188 00:09:15,032 --> 00:09:16,556 I've been ordered to kill the Ruptals 189 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:17,469 so I got myself locked up in here so I didn't have to. 190 00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:18,558 Joshua! 191 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:19,863 What's up, Pablo? 192 00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:21,604 Matty! 193 00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:25,782 Heaton, you ladykiller... literally! 194 00:09:25,782 --> 00:09:27,305 You just got here yesterday! 195 00:09:27,305 --> 00:09:28,785 I came here prepared. 196 00:09:28,785 --> 00:09:30,352 I know a guy who knows a guy. 197 00:09:30,352 --> 00:09:31,527 Had a shipment smuggled in. 198 00:09:31,527 --> 00:09:33,137 Josh, my man. 199 00:09:33,137 --> 00:09:35,009 My stash is about out. Hit me up, will ya? 200 00:09:37,881 --> 00:09:40,231 All right... 201 00:09:40,231 --> 00:09:42,538 But it's much better with milk. 202 00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:45,410 What the fuck? 203 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:47,021 It's cereal, dude. 204 00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:49,284 Why do you think everyone in here's so grumpy all the time? 205 00:09:49,284 --> 00:09:50,633 The prison nutritionist had all the sugar 206 00:09:50,633 --> 00:09:51,634 taken out of the joint. 207 00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:52,896 You're shittin' me. 208 00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:54,202 Naw, man. Drugs are easy. 209 00:09:54,202 --> 00:09:55,899 That stuff's harder to get 210 00:09:55,899 --> 00:09:57,945 than a greased up Samoan at a barn dance. 211 00:09:57,945 --> 00:09:59,207 This must be what my old man 212 00:09:59,207 --> 00:10:00,991 is promising that overgrown ass gorilla. 213 00:10:00,991 --> 00:10:05,256 [mouth noises] 214 00:10:05,256 --> 00:10:07,650 Hit me with some Apache love, brother. 215 00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:09,304 Okay, Kimosabe. 216 00:10:09,304 --> 00:10:11,611 That is pure, uncut Geronim-Ohs. 217 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:12,960 None of that no-name brand shit. 218 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,788 Killer cereal, dude. 219 00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:18,052 If anyone knows it's a serial killer, am I right? 220 00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:19,662 Am I right? 221 00:10:19,662 --> 00:10:21,795 I dunno. Guess I'm wrong. 222 00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:23,840 Think of what we could do if we cornered the market completely. 223 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:25,146 Yeah. 224 00:10:25,146 --> 00:10:26,626 Show my old man who's boss. 225 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,323 Yeah. Provide a delicious source of fibre 226 00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:30,804 for the other prisoners... 227 00:10:30,804 --> 00:10:32,980 How much more of this stuff can you get? 228 00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:35,765 [exhales] 229 00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:37,637 A lot. 230 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,247 Yeah. 231 00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:42,946 [sound of applause] 232 00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:44,426 Hey, did someone win something? 233 00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:45,688 Yes. 234 00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,951 Our sweet emancipation. 235 00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:49,953 Someone wishes to buy this cursed business 236 00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:51,215 that hemorrhages money. 237 00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:52,390 You're selling the dealership? 238 00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:54,044 [audience laughter] 239 00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:56,003 We are re-investing all our capital 240 00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:57,700 in something Josh and I invented. 241 00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:59,571 I present the portable laugh track. 242 00:11:00,877 --> 00:11:02,183 We will do no such thing! 243 00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:05,360 Please stop pitching this repeatedly! 244 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:06,840 [booing] 245 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:09,712 You have no right to sell. 246 00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:11,235 This place is Richard's dream 247 00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:13,585 and the only thing holding this family together. 248 00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:15,718 Silence! We may do as we please! 249 00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:17,459 In twenty four hours, 250 00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:19,722 our hands will be cleansed of this place. 251 00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:22,769 [cheering] 252 00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:25,032 This is all my fault. 253 00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:28,644 Quietly... insidiously... 254 00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:31,038 I have undermined everything. 255 00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:35,999 [crowd groaning] 256 00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:44,181 [banging, clatter] 257 00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:54,757 I'm telling you ma'am, a thousand. 258 00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:56,193 Don't call me ma'am. 259 00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:58,282 And no way a new tranny is a grand. 260 00:11:58,282 --> 00:11:59,719 Thanks for your input on pricing. 261 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:00,937 A thousand. 262 00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:06,247 Uh... look. 263 00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:10,381 I'm a little tight on cash, hon. 264 00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:12,557 Don't you want to help a lady who's tight? 265 00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:15,343 You know, hard up? 266 00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:18,607 I'm sure we can work something out, stud. 267 00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:21,349 You know, in trade. 268 00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:23,960 I'm talking about sex, retard. 269 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:26,093 I know. And I'm hoping you'll stop. 270 00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:28,835 All I can think about is my grandmother. 271 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,314 All right. Gimme the keys. 272 00:12:30,314 --> 00:12:31,968 I'll bring you the bread. 273 00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:33,665 Still not retarded, Lady. 274 00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:35,232 Car stays here 'till I see green. 275 00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:36,581 That's highway robbery. 276 00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:38,758 Nope. Extortion. 277 00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:42,718 Give me a ride at least? 278 00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:46,156 Fuck. 279 00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:51,771 How am I going to get in there and warn Richard? 280 00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:54,512 Oh... 281 00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:59,256 I know I haven't been the best Larry lately... 282 00:12:59,256 --> 00:13:00,867 ...but I need some help! 283 00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,477 Richard can't lose the dealership! 284 00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:03,957 I need a sign. 285 00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:05,872 Something to help me make this right. 286 00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:09,876 Oh, a bunny... 287 00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:13,096 Bunny! 288 00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:21,322 I'm comin' for ya, Richard. 289 00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:23,933 [grunting] 290 00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:25,500 Let's do this! 291 00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:32,550 [phone ringing] 292 00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:34,814 Mother's Snuffbox Antiques, Sean speaking. 293 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:38,469 Heard someone's looking for Ken Fitzpatrick, Creampuff. 294 00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:39,688 Who is this? 295 00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:42,517 Just call me Mrs. Wurlitzer. 296 00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:44,214 My lucky day. 297 00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:45,737 I know where you can find your jukebox 298 00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:47,522 and the ass clown who boosted it. 299 00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:49,089 I'm listening. 300 00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:51,221 Yeah, so am I. 301 00:13:51,221 --> 00:13:52,657 Five. 302 00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:54,877 Cute. Mama's got some bills to pay. Fifteen. 303 00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:56,139 Ten. Delivered. 304 00:13:58,359 --> 00:14:01,449 All right, ten, but you pick up your own fucking trash. 305 00:14:01,449 --> 00:14:03,190 Shoulda killed that geriatric gay basher 306 00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,669 when I had the chance. 307 00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:06,497 Yeah. Me too. 308 00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:07,977 Where? 309 00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:09,674 Coverton County. 310 00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:11,154 Diner called Shauna's. 311 00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:12,982 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 312 00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:14,549 There's a 4:15 out of Lauderdale. 313 00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:17,030 You'd better be on it. 314 00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:18,553 Hey, Mauro! 315 00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:20,381 Pack my rubber gloves. 316 00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:22,035 I got a mess to make. 317 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,084 Power is currency, Josh. 318 00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:30,043 Once Dar sees how much of this stuff we got, 319 00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:31,609 he'll be eating out of our hands. 320 00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:34,525 Yeah, literally. 321 00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:35,962 Set up the meeting. 322 00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:38,355 But whatever you do, do not let Ken see this note. 323 00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:41,010 Relax, dude. I got this. 324 00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:46,711 Hey, Geronimo. 325 00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:49,105 Nice. 326 00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,549 Give it to Dar. 327 00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:02,902 Message from Fitz... 328 00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:08,995 Pass it on, all right? Be careful. 329 00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:12,999 Shit's goin' down. 330 00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:17,046 - Don't let Ken see this. - Never. 331 00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:22,617 Fuck. 332 00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:24,924 That fucker's goin' down. 333 00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:30,973 [knocking] 334 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:34,324 Open up! 335 00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:36,239 I can hear the floor creak when you walk, rhino. 336 00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,503 And I can smell you. 337 00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:46,206 Hello, Meghan. So nice to see you. 338 00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:47,642 I need a lawyer, 339 00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:49,122 and you're the only one I know who'll work for free. 340 00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:52,342 No, no, no, Fitz is cleaning up his own mess this time. 341 00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:55,041 Dick? I so don't give a fuck about my stupid brother. 342 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,739 I'm here about this bullshit. 343 00:15:57,739 --> 00:16:00,133 I got subpoenaed about my stupid parents' fake religion. 344 00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:02,439 Meghan, defrauding the public is not bullshit. 345 00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:04,006 It's a felony. 346 00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:06,530 Wow, it is like a don't give a fuck-a-thon in here. 347 00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:08,663 I don't care! Fix it! 348 00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:12,580 I'm kind of not taking clients right now. 349 00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,147 On account of the baby. 350 00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:16,279 Whoa, don't get all pregzilla on me, okay? 351 00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:17,672 You know, you're not some angel 352 00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:21,110 who can create life with your magical hoo-hah. 353 00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:22,503 I shat out a kid too, you know. 354 00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:27,551 I am so not ready for this right now. 355 00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,466 I am so not ready for this ever! 356 00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:31,468 Oh, boo-hooo. 357 00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:33,253 I'm the one with the problem here! 358 00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:35,211 Shh... 'Kay, maybe it's nothing. 359 00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:37,039 Maybe just a minor contraction. 360 00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:38,867 The baby's not even due for another week. 361 00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,390 Can you focus, like, for one second, 362 00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:41,304 listen to what I'm- 363 00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:42,566 Focus... 364 00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:44,438 What did I say! 365 00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:46,005 Focus... [knocking] 366 00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:49,530 Motherfucker! 367 00:16:57,103 --> 00:17:01,890 [grunting] 368 00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:06,851 Oh... 369 00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:08,462 Hello. 370 00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:10,159 Look at you guys. 371 00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:11,726 So big! 372 00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:13,728 Tattooey. 373 00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:16,470 Oh, dear God! 374 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,430 Listen, Fitzy, 375 00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:22,171 we're not supposed to be in here after hours. 376 00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:24,913 If we get caught, I might get kicked out. 377 00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:26,436 You don't get kicked out of prison, nut sore, 378 00:17:26,436 --> 00:17:27,742 what's wrong with you? 379 00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,004 Funny story, actually. 380 00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:32,790 Look, Dar... 381 00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:33,965 we all know the name of the game, 382 00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:35,619 so let's make a deal. 383 00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:39,623 I've got the one thing my old man can't give you. 384 00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:42,452 And lots of it. 385 00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:44,846 That's your plan? 386 00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:46,891 You're gonna buy off my muscle with cereal? 387 00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:48,589 Nice work on the message, Josh. 388 00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:50,895 Get rid of him. 389 00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:52,375 Sorry, Mr. F... 390 00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:53,724 Let's dance, fucker! 391 00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:55,335 I've been working out. 392 00:17:55,335 --> 00:18:00,905 [grunting] 393 00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:02,124 What kind of cologne are you wearing? 394 00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,344 What is that, pine and... eau de linseed? 395 00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,998 I don't wear gay spray, you beatnik freak! 396 00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:09,088 Let me go! 397 00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:14,267 Now it's your turn to be for mercy, old man. 398 00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:19,098 [pained cry] 399 00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:28,933 Fuck... 400 00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:33,373 [groaning] 401 00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:40,467 Oooh... 402 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,295 [burp] 403 00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:46,255 Finally come down from your ivory tower to join us? 404 00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:48,692 I really don't have time to be stalked right now. 405 00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:50,085 I need to get to the hospital. 406 00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:52,653 Relax. I'll take you. 407 00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:57,614 You're in no condition to drive. 408 00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:00,139 [belches] 409 00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:04,491 Pretty nice of me to help you out like this, right? 410 00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:05,622 Yeah, sure. 411 00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:07,102 I guess you could say 412 00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:08,625 you owe me one. 413 00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:09,713 Fine. 414 00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:10,932 Yes, Meghan, 415 00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,194 I will not represent you, 416 00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:13,761 but I will give you some legal advice. 417 00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:14,979 Score! 418 00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:16,546 Maybe we can talk about this later. 419 00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:17,939 When I can concentrate. 420 00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:19,549 Fuck that shit! 421 00:19:19,549 --> 00:19:21,247 You'll be all moon-pie over that little gut slug for months. 422 00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:22,422 Babies are like that, you know. 423 00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:24,032 Make your brain release this chemical, 424 00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:25,120 so they're all you can think about. 425 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,904 Fucking psychic vampires. 426 00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:28,297 Shut up and drive me to the hospital, 427 00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:29,733 you fucking headcase. 428 00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:31,039 I try to help you out 429 00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,083 and deal with my brother's problems, 430 00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:33,476 and this is the thanks I get! 431 00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:34,695 Oh, just shut up and drive! 432 00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:36,000 You shut up, Hindenburg! 433 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,350 Would ya, for one fucking second? 434 00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:38,438 'Ooh, I'm having contractions! 435 00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:39,743 Ooh, I'm creating life!' 436 00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:41,136 I'm sick of your shit! 437 00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:43,138 [tires squeal] 438 00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:44,574 My asshole brother can deal with you. 439 00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:45,793 It's coming now! 440 00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:48,143 Both of you! 441 00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:50,232 Let go of me! 442 00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:51,320 Bastards! 443 00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:56,412 So, look at you guys, all... 444 00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:59,546 Geronim-Ohs... 445 00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:01,112 My favourites. 446 00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:02,810 The cereal that tamed the wild frontier! 447 00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:04,725 With cavalry-killing goodness in every box. 448 00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:06,030 And they can be all yours, Dar, 449 00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:08,337 if you drop this half-sack and join my crew! 450 00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:09,599 The cereal's a decoy! 451 00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:11,210 He just wants you so he can fuck with me. 452 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,602 As a child of divorce, 453 00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:14,691 I find this emotional tug-of-war very upsetting. 454 00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:17,346 Yeah, they are kind of agro. 455 00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:18,913 Call it, Dar. 456 00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:20,436 Are you with me, or are you with him? 457 00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:25,006 I am with... him. 458 00:20:25,006 --> 00:20:26,486 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 459 00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:28,618 Working through emotional issues is no joke, 460 00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:30,054 Richard Fitzpatrick. 461 00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:31,839 Yeah, the mental health help in here is atrocious. 462 00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:33,536 What's sperm burp doing here? 463 00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:35,669 Don't call him names! That's psychological abuse. 464 00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:38,149 Yeah, and I broke in here to save you. 465 00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:39,499 You broke in? 466 00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:40,891 That's retarded. 467 00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:42,197 And to save the dealership 468 00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:43,894 before the Ruptals sell it to some stranger. 469 00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:45,331 That dealership is your legacy, 470 00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:48,159 and we belong there, working side by side by side! 471 00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:49,944 Forget that money pit! 472 00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:52,163 You know a way out of this joint? 473 00:20:52,163 --> 00:20:54,470 I am not here to rescue you from anything 474 00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,646 except the circle of familial anger! 475 00:20:56,646 --> 00:20:59,562 No one leaves until you two make up. 476 00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:02,696 Cut it with your pre-pubescent angst bullshit. 477 00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:04,088 I already told you, 478 00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:05,220 you're not allowed to fuck with my head anymore. 479 00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:06,308 Squabble. 480 00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:09,137 Just puts me back in that horrible... 481 00:21:09,137 --> 00:21:15,012 white hot rage that I can't control! 482 00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:16,971 Use your words, Dar! Your words! 483 00:21:16,971 --> 00:21:18,451 - Okay. - Let go of me, you fat ass! 484 00:21:18,451 --> 00:21:21,932 I killed my father because he wouldn't listen to me! 485 00:21:21,932 --> 00:21:24,500 All I wanted to do was be a dancer! 486 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,023 And when I told him, he just laughed 487 00:21:26,023 --> 00:21:27,198 and laughed and laughed. 488 00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:28,722 Keep digging! Keep digging! 489 00:21:28,722 --> 00:21:30,593 So I made him stop laughing! 490 00:21:30,593 --> 00:21:32,552 It took me a whole month to eat him. 491 00:21:32,552 --> 00:21:34,205 I'm sorry, Daddy! 492 00:21:34,205 --> 00:21:35,642 Yes! 493 00:21:35,642 --> 00:21:38,601 Now, you apologize. 494 00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:40,473 I never should have tried to take your muscle 495 00:21:40,473 --> 00:21:41,822 and fuck you. 496 00:21:41,822 --> 00:21:43,171 Good, now you. 497 00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:47,088 Singing a lullaby to get you shanked was low. 498 00:21:47,088 --> 00:21:48,829 You waste of skin. 499 00:21:48,829 --> 00:21:50,265 Ahhh... 500 00:21:50,265 --> 00:21:52,485 Okay. 501 00:21:52,485 --> 00:21:53,834 That wasn't so hard, was it? 502 00:21:53,834 --> 00:21:56,358 Lullaby? What lullaby? 503 00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:58,404 The Summer Wind. Sinatra. 504 00:21:58,404 --> 00:22:00,406 [coughing] The whole jail's talking about it. 505 00:22:00,406 --> 00:22:02,451 Of course. Richard... 506 00:22:02,451 --> 00:22:05,280 Your dream lounge. The Summerwind? 507 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:06,760 You pinned all your hopes 508 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,763 on the only emotional connection you ever had with Ken! 509 00:22:09,763 --> 00:22:14,202 The song that he played for you as a baby. 510 00:22:14,202 --> 00:22:16,944 Go fuck yourself, Larry. Help us get out of here. 511 00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:19,642 Wait! 512 00:22:19,642 --> 00:22:21,949 You can come too, Dar. 513 00:22:21,949 --> 00:22:24,299 I want to. I really do. 514 00:22:24,299 --> 00:22:26,214 But... 515 00:22:26,214 --> 00:22:28,259 I can't. 516 00:22:28,259 --> 00:22:30,131 There's no such thing as can't, mister. 517 00:22:30,131 --> 00:22:31,567 You hear me? 518 00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:34,570 It's just that everyone I've ever gotten close to... 519 00:22:34,570 --> 00:22:36,093 I've eaten. 520 00:22:36,093 --> 00:22:37,530 Eaten. 521 00:22:37,530 --> 00:22:39,575 But there is such thing as shouldn't. 522 00:22:39,575 --> 00:22:42,056 Bye Dar! Let's go! 523 00:22:42,056 --> 00:22:43,927 Josh! Come on, it's shift change! 524 00:22:43,927 --> 00:22:45,233 We got two minutes! 525 00:22:49,455 --> 00:22:51,021 Good luck, bud. 526 00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:54,982 - I love your moves. - You too. 527 00:23:00,248 --> 00:23:04,557 [sighs] 528 00:23:04,557 --> 00:23:06,559 I miss you, Daddy. 529 00:23:07,821 --> 00:23:11,433 [alarm bells ringing] 530 00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:13,740 Wait the fuck up! 531 00:23:13,740 --> 00:23:15,002 - Fuck you! - My legs are killing me! 532 00:23:15,002 --> 00:23:17,134 Shut up and run, you old gimp! 533 00:23:17,134 --> 00:24:06,314 [♪] 534 00:24:06,314 --> 00:24:07,620 Hey, I got it, Mr. F... 535 00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:09,665 Bourbon-soaked marshmallows and cough syrup, 536 00:24:09,665 --> 00:24:11,058 and just a hint of regret. 537 00:24:11,058 --> 00:24:12,973 - Fuck you! - I'm so proud of us. 538 00:24:12,973 --> 00:24:14,540 Working through our issues together 539 00:24:14,540 --> 00:24:15,758 like a real family. 540 00:24:15,758 --> 00:24:17,499 Bullshit, you nut sack. 541 00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:18,892 If the old man was on fire, 542 00:24:18,892 --> 00:24:20,241 I wouldn't stop to piss on him. 543 00:24:20,241 --> 00:24:21,590 I should have pushed your mother down the stairs 544 00:24:21,590 --> 00:24:22,504 when I had the chance. 545 00:24:22,504 --> 00:24:23,766 Fuck you. 546 00:24:23,766 --> 00:24:24,941 Hope really is a four-letter word. 547 00:24:24,941 --> 00:24:26,595 So is free. You hear that, fuckers? 548 00:24:26,595 --> 00:24:28,467 I'm free! 549 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,077 Oh God! 550 00:24:30,077 --> 00:24:31,339 Aliens? 551 00:24:31,339 --> 00:24:33,167 Fuck. 552 00:24:33,167 --> 00:24:34,603 Where the hell are we? 553 00:24:34,603 --> 00:24:35,778 Meghan? 554 00:24:35,778 --> 00:24:38,346 What's the douchebag doing here? 555 00:24:38,346 --> 00:24:40,914 She is all yours now, motherfucker. 556 00:24:40,914 --> 00:24:43,264 A getaway car! Fuckin' A. 557 00:24:43,264 --> 00:24:44,526 What the fuck, Ali. 558 00:24:44,526 --> 00:24:46,746 Your sister is a psychotic lunatic. 559 00:24:46,746 --> 00:24:47,834 Cut the small talk! 560 00:24:47,834 --> 00:24:49,488 Let's get the fuck out of here. 561 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:50,619 I don't know what the fuck's going on, 562 00:24:50,619 --> 00:24:52,273 but I am having this baby! 563 00:24:52,273 --> 00:24:53,404 Baby! I'll drive! 564 00:24:53,404 --> 00:24:55,885 Really? Now? 565 00:24:55,885 --> 00:24:56,930 Fuck. 566 00:24:56,930 --> 00:24:58,366 Hey, we came out of there. 567 00:24:58,366 --> 00:24:59,628 Hi Ali! 568 00:24:59,628 --> 00:25:01,021 Okay, just take me to the hospital. 569 00:25:01,021 --> 00:25:02,109 I thought you were an alien earlier. 570 00:25:02,109 --> 00:25:03,502 Seriously? 571 00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:04,677 First I'm a zombie, now I'm an alien? 572 00:25:04,677 --> 00:25:06,113 What is wrong with you? 573 00:25:06,113 --> 00:25:07,636 Josh! Do something! 574 00:25:07,636 --> 00:25:09,290 Come back here! 575 00:25:09,290 --> 00:25:11,727 Do something, you degenerate! 576 00:25:11,727 --> 00:25:14,338 - Escape the country? - What? 577 00:25:14,338 --> 00:25:15,557 Good idea, Meghan. 578 00:25:15,557 --> 00:25:16,732 Oh my God! 579 00:25:24,044 --> 00:25:26,350 Okay, everyone, I'm fine. 580 00:25:26,350 --> 00:25:29,528 Hello? Hello? 581 00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:30,572 Motherfucker!